Things I Learned Today

Now I’ve heard a lot of crap from religious people, but a lot of the things I heard today were mind-blowingly batshit.  Here’s a list.

  1. Condoms are ruining sex and should NEVER be used. They are so bad that they are the reason “so many men have prostate issues” because they “cut off circulation to the penis.” Also if you use condoms, a woman’s vaginal lubrication will go away and you HAVE to use lube, and that causes pelvic disease.
  2. The worst possible sin you can commit is sex before marriage. Not murder, not rape (certainly not), not purposely hurting another human being. Nope. It’s sex because “it’s a sin against your own body.”
  3. “You have been ruined!” because you’ve had sex.
  4. If you have sex with a man before marriage, he doesn’t respect you and if you do get married, he will beat you.
  5. A husband can’t rape a wife. If he loves her, it’s okay. The man is the head of the household and a woman is his “help-meet” who must submit to him in every way possible.
  6. There is no such thing as evolution because “no one has ever observed it.” (Even though crowd members are explaining bacteria and other sources of proof)
  7. “You can be a born again virgin but you can’t replace you hymen.” Also the hymen if definitive proof of virginity and God put it there to be broken by your husband. (*FACEPALM*)
  8. Condoms shouldn’t be used in Africa to stop the spread of HIV/AIDS. Instead of educating people, people in Africa should stop having sex until AIDS is eliminated.
  9. Bikini underwear are evil. You must only wear “granny panties from WalMart” that go up to your ribcage.
  10. You can’t wear a bathing suit that shows skin. It must have a knee length skirt. If men lust after you, it’s your fault.
  11. If a woman gets raped and she’s wearing something provocative, it’s her fault because men are “more easily aroused” than women.
  12. If you have young children and have a boyfriend that you have sex with, that will make the man aroused and MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN and IT IS YOUR FAULT FOR HAVING SEX WITH HIM. Even if it’s an uncle, if you are a sexually active woman, you are saying it’s okay for a man you know to molest your kids.
  13. Toddlers and Tiaras is sick. (I kinda agree)
  14. Masturbation makes you believe the Bible is wrong.
  15. The question that always follows, “Well, do you think you are a good person?” is “Well, are you a virgin?” And if you say no, “Well, then you’re not a good person.”
  16. How do we know the end times have started? “BECAUSE HOMOSEXUALITY IS SO RAMPANT.”  Yes. Really.
  1. meghangolightly reblogged this from storybook
  2. rainbowrawrrr said: jesus fuck, man.
  3. behindthelevee said: “Ladies, you want a strong man that will rule over you to be your husband.” saywhaa?
  4. storybook posted this

Heidi is a twenty-year-old History Education student at LSU. Residing in her home state of Louisiana, she enjoys and often blogs about writing, books, crafty things, politics, feminism, art, history, and things she find particularly amusing.





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