The Wisdom of Ankle-Length Skirt Lady
Ankle-Length Denim Skirt Lady now knows me by name. She thinks I’m a whore and a heathen. Her wisdom inspires me. Never before had I realized that condoms cause prostate disease, but now I have seen the light. I now know that men can rape wives because it’s a sign of love. I never knew the truth before, but now I also know that one can self-proclaim sainthood and go forty years free of sin. I hope to one day achieve this level of holiness. I will renounce my whore ways and submit to the Lord and my future husband and become a help-meet. The most precious thing I have is my beauty and my sexuality, and I must put these to good use. All of my other qualities and good deeds mean nothing. I deserve hell. Thanks, Ankle-Length Denim Skirt Lady, for showing me the eternal judgment of my maker. I consider you a role model and a mentor and hope to one day be as batshit crazy as you.
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- seriously she thinks condoms cause prostate cancer
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She told me that I was what was wrong with the world after you left lol.
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Heidi is a twenty-year-old History Education student at LSU. Residing in her home state of Louisiana, she enjoys and often blogs about writing, books, crafty things, politics, feminism, art, history, and things she find particularly amusing.
