According to my research, Free Speech Alley will feature some wonderful people tomorrow who know you are going to hell. One of my favorite pastimes is observing and/or provoking such people in their natural habitats. According to my readings, you are going to hell if you are any of the following:
- Fornicator
- Rock ‘n’ roller
- Sodomite
- Feminist
- False Religionist
- Drunkard
- Doper
If you’re like me and can fit into just about every single one of these categories, come join me for a pre-hell party/IRL trolling session tomorrow in Free Speech Alley at the LSU Union. I’ll be there around 10:30 A.M. and stay for a while, as it’s supposed to be a lovely day. My partner in crime, saltwaterandsunshine, will also show her lovely face later on.
I will bring COOKIES and the biggest trollface I can print out (Credit to hatecrimesandcanadiandimes for the amazing idea!). I might also suggest a nametag listing your proud reason for your eternal time in hell.
It should be a fun time. Don’t worry about being awkward because I sure as hell will be. :D
RSVP to this post. Or just show up and look for Internet People.
-Heidi
Oh, I can’t wait to flaunt my sins. I may just bring a hand basket.
Yes. I’ll be the one thumping a book…not a bible, The God Delusion.
Fuck. I have class at 1030. I’ll ne there at 1130 though!
What?! You mean I’d actually meet the people I’ve been talking to online now for however many months in the flesh?! :>
YES! Weird, huh? I feel like everyone knows my life because I have no censor on this blog haha.
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Fuck My Life, I’m in class right now!!
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LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY LIFE. SEE YOU IN 30!
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Oh my god, please take pictures!
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Biology at 12:30, so I have an excuse to haul my ass to campus. Maybe I’ll be there~
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I have a break from 10:30 to 11:30, so I may actually attend this. :D
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i wanna geaux!!!
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YES! Weird, huh? I feel like everyone knows my life because I have no censor on this blog haha.
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What?! You mean I’d actually meet the people I’ve been talking to online now for however many months in the flesh?! :>
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I will be there. Probably late, but I’ll show.
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Fuck. I have class at 1030. I’ll ne there at 1130 though!
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Yes. I’ll be the one thumping a book…not a bible, The God Delusion.
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Brother Jed!!!!!!!
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Oh, I can’t wait
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I’ve been called out...being “drunk on...levee last night”...
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Heidi is a twenty-year-old History Education student at LSU. Residing in her home state of Louisiana, she enjoys and often blogs about writing, books, crafty things, politics, feminism, art, history, and things she find particularly amusing.
