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So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own...
itscandidlycara: Wait, let me back up. Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own blood....
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Characteristics of the crowd packing the Racetrac...
spectercollective: by Bradley Warshauer It was between seventy-five and ninety percent Baby Boomers. It lacked knowledge about the U.S. federal income tax code. (“Uncle Sam gonna take sixty percent of it, hell.”) It believed gas prices are too high. (Twenty-something woman enters gas station. Eyes widen at the sight of the buzzing crowd of tube-socks-wearing former American Grafitti extras....
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—lauren replied to your post: I think. Get it girl. Oh yes I shall hahaha
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I think.
That I’m going to get some tonight. WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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A SHOT OF PATRON
At 3:45 pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch. I think I’m already drunk.
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When I was in high school, a few of my friends and...
beatsbeatsbeatsbeats: [Try to refrain from stealing our band name.] We had vocals, three guitar players, a tambourine player, and a male in drag as the drummer. (We REALLY wanted to be a girl group.) Anyway, our debut track was also called Penis Stepmom. Even though I can’t remember most the lyrics now, I do remember cracking up laughing the entire time we were writing them. The day we wrote...
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It’s hard to point to a single priority of the...
abaldwin360: There is moral crisis afoot! So say the Republican candidates for president, their pals in Congress and in state houses. Abortion, gay marriage, contraception — contraception, for Pete’s sake — things that so shock the conscience that it’s a wonder The Washington Post can even print the words! Here’s something I bet you wouldn’t think I’d say: They’re right. There is a moral crisis...
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